Dating bios deserve better than “just ask.”

Your Bio Sucks, Actually is an AI diagnostic for the tiny block of text doing far too much work: your bio. Paste a dating profile, creator intro, LinkedIn summary, or founder blurb and get a specific critique in seconds.

The roast is the front door, not the whole product. Under the punchlines is a practical analysis of vague language, buried strengths, tired clichés, and missed opportunities—followed by rewrites that sound more like you and less like everyone else.

We are building for speed, specificity, and consent. Your result stays private unless you decide it deserves a place in the group chat.