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Drop the profile
Paste the dating bio you keep pretending is fine. No survey. No soft launch.
Dating profiles, on notice
YOUR BIO
SUCKS,
ACTUALLY.
Paste your dating profile. We'll roast it with brutal honesty, then give you the lines to make it hit harder.
Under 10 seconds Share if you dare
ROAST MODE10.0s
Dating profile verdict
32/100
“Fluent in sarcasm” is not a fun fact.
You have personality. It's just currently trapped under five dating-app clichés.
Vibe recovery+68 points possible
Brutal. Funny. Useful.
No fluff
No vague ‘be yourself’ advice.
No waiting
From paste to verdict in seconds.
No wasted roast
Every drag comes with a fix.
Roast → share → glow up
WE MAKE IT HURT
A LITTLE USEFULLY.
A good dating bio should make it easy for the right person to reply. We get yours there without sanding off your personality.
02
Get roasted
We call out the clichés, the empty flexes, and the personality hiding behind ‘I love to laugh.’
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Glow up
Leave with a score worth sharing and concrete rewrites worth actually using.
The good part
ROAST FIRST.
GLOW UP NEXT.
The quick roast is free. When you're ready to stop getting ignored, unlock the detailed repair plan and rewrites that sound like a sharper version of you.
Quick roast
$0
A reality check with receipts.
- One instant profile roast
- A shareable scorecard
- Your three biggest issues
The glow up
FULL REWRITE
The roast, the diagnosis, the comeback.
$12
Everything in Quick Roast
Line-by-line analysis
Three voice-matched rewrites
App-specific versions
Prioritized fix-it plan
Share-ready receipts
Before you paste